1. You were completely smitten with him the moment you laid eyes on him.
2. He has the power to make you feel like you're the most glamorous swine in the room.
3. And he makes you feel more confident in your beautiful self.
4. Every day, he says a little something that makes you fall in love all over again.
5. Parting ways with each other is always such sweet sorrow.
6. And you are lost and devastated when he isn't around.
7. But when you're reunited, you nevernevernevernever...
8. Of course, you might have a few teensy-weensy disagreements once in a while.
9. But in the end, you'll always kissy-kissy and make up.
10. He's the only one who makes you feel weak in the knees just by looking at him.
11. You often fantasize about spending the rest of your lives together.
12. And whether it's a lovely impromptu musical bike ride in the park...
13. ...or time alone where you don't utter a single word, you still enjoy each other's company.
14. Sometimes he even surprises you by taking part in activities he isn't fond of just to impress you.
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15. And although some don't understand what true love looks like...
16. …you know in your heart that he completes you.
17. And most of all, he... he...
Can Constantine successfully fool our ravishing pig? Or will true love prevail? Find out in Muppets Most Wanted, in theaters March 21.
